It's been a while since the Dog's Bloggers has been in action due to a lull in public obscenities apart from that American mayor who spent $80 million of public money (about €1 nowadays) banging hookers and of course Max Mosley having a "Nazi" style sex romp where he played concentration camp role play games where he was both prisoner and detainer.However, I saw something the other day that filled me with such indignation and outrage that I could hardly type or walk anymore. Some disgusting man has decided to create a sex doll based on Sarah Jessica Parker and called it the Sarah Jessica Porker "Sex In Her Shitty" doll.
Disgracefully, USGay Today reviewed the doll (why on earth they would take an interest I have no idea) and this is what they had to say:
From laptops to lapdances, this high class piece of ass is gonna show you her lower east side! So get some lube and grab your cock--bend her over and give her something to write about!There are no words to describe what a public obscenity this is apart from the ones that follow this sentence. Sarah Jessica Parker is an accomplished actor and a star of a hugely popular TV drama series delving into the lives and loves of a group of 30 something ladies in New York. It is not about an anal slut who goes around the city looking for sex in her "shitty".
To think that there are now men out there who are fantasizing that this was indeed the case and that all her pseudo-analysis of the female psyche and life in the city we're just a front for a deeper yearning to get her arse pounded night after night, is quite frankly, a disgrace. It is conceivable that 50 years ago, some of TV's best loved actresses would have been treated in this way. It would have been regarded as utterly outrageous if Marilyn Monroe or Catherine Hepburn had been replicated as rubber dolls with 3 holes and rather than looking for a quintessential 1950's gent in to whisk them away, wanted nothing more than sex in their "shitty".
There are certain standards of public decency that should be upheld. I'm afraid that it seems such codes of moral conduct have quite literally, gone to the "shitty".
PS: Apparently the makers of the doll, "Pipedream Products" also have versions for Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Tori Spelling, Pamela Anderson and Eva Longoria. You can see them all here.
